There'll
auways be Romford or so-ige
n'
chips, sor-id
mate
Arm
from like Ornchurch, in case ya didn't know,
Me
mum an dad were poor, we didn't ave much dough.
Its
that dodgy taan, next Romford like innit,
Men
aul look like bull dogs, an girls arn't aff in it.
It's
a 'slag
town’ innit, of
orange tinged east
enders,
Girls
walk arand,
with dodgy make up on benders.
Daun
look at the lads, specil
when they’re gattered,
They'll
take it as a slur, an
ya will be battered.
We
had it aul like, brewery, pub an chippy,
Do
what yer like, except d'ant be na ippy.
In
Romford that made yar, a dodgy art-sider,
The
lads would give yar, a proper street slider.
Off
daun Romford markit, on sat-day arta-noon,
Barra
boyz an veg, yar can't aff ear em croon.
Get
yar pair-a caulies, for only artha pand,
Mate
gies me that fiver, I'll puta sack in yar and.
There
woz na ba-ar sight, than chippy wi spuds,
Got
the right dough mate? Just daun't gi him na duds.
This
flippin geezer adda, dodgy nine bob note,
Chippy
lost is cool, ee took im, by the throat.
Ar
ya ge-in ready/in an urri, to meet ya ancestors,
Before
ya like spoil ya, cot-on polyesters.
I
add to look away, we didn't ave a nurse,
Len
sud-nly ee faund, another in is purse.
Its
find
a girl and bang er, for
lads
on Friday nights,
While
girls
walk arand,
with dodgy make up an highlights.
Bu
we woz aul appi, attending
to ar
thirst,
There'll
always be Ornchurch, coz
Romford
ai'nt the worst.
Copyright
Andrew Rea Lammastide 2019
Introduction
I
wrote this to explore the accent that I tried desperately not to
acquire. I grew up in this area, it could get a bit rough at times.
In my day there was a kind of paranoia on the streets among young
people, when you passed someone of similar age in a side street there
was a temptation to look back, as often as not they would be doing
the same.
The
'street slider' is my expression for being shoved to the side with
great force with the clear intention of downing someone – it
happened to me once close to Romford station, perhaps because I had
long hair.