Good day, I am from the ministry of weather. Now I know that many of you out there will have been somewhat perplexed by the warm sunny spell that we recently experienced.
So this is a public information message to reassure you.
Part one - how to recognise a warm sunny day
A sunny day is a period of more than one hour when the big yellow thingy in the sky is not hidden by grey fluffy things. Warm is when
you are able to remove a garment without immediately freezing.
Part two - background to the situation
Sometimes on rare occasions in the UK, mostly during the Summer time, we see the big yellow thingy against
a blue background.
Part three - what to do
First off, do not panic! This is not the first time it has happened. Check this out on Wiki.
After a while, we start to lose touch with what a warm sunny day
actually means.
Sometimes, the sun is so large and all-encompassing that we struggle to put it into words. Just sit down with a long cool drink and let it slowly sink in.
Part four - seeking help
The most
effective way to do this is to phone a friend. Meet together and offer each other support or perhaps consider using a park bench for support.
Part five - make the most of it
It’s worth taking stock of
what this latest crisis actually means for you and what you can do to help you cope. Find a nice spot beneath a leafy tree and sit on the grass. This is the unique time to actually enjoy having ice in your drink, yes I know
this will come as a shock! But ice in drinks is not always a punishment inflicted on patrons by the hospitality industry.
Then whip out a cucumber sandwich from your lunch box and eat it. For the best results cut
the crusts off and cut the sandwich diagonally into quarters.
Finally enjoy the moment because that may be all you get for a while. Never fear, the grey things will soon return and cover the blue bit and the sunny
bit will disappear for a vey long time.
